“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.
“you’re not hungry you’re just bored”
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity