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buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via pizza)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via orgasm)

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’
 oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria, via guy)

(Source: hungrywhitemale, via pizza)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via orgasm)

marinatweets:

this describes my life

marinatweets:

this describes my life

(via pizza)

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

(via guy)

judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

(Source: judgeable, via orgasm)

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

(via guy)